‘Better Ways To Elect POTUS’ Hashtag Makes Presidential Elections Way Funnier
Word around the water cooler is that our political system is broken. But this is America. When we want something fixed, we go to Twitter tobitch about it and craft witty one-liners.
Thanks to the trending hashtag BetterWaysToElectPOTUS, we can have a real dialogue about reforming presidential elections… to make them way more entertaining.
Here are the best solutions for a reimagined political system.
May the most dexterous thumbs win.
BetterWaysToElectPOTUS No holds barred Super Smash Brothers tournament.
— Christian DeNiro (@TrueWarner) February 4, 2016
It’s only fair if everyone gets a head start over Chris Christie though.
Pie-eating contest BetterWaysToElectPOTUS
— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) February 4, 2016
Where’s the Kickstarter for this? No joke, I will donate all my monies.
— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) February 4, 2016
It’s enough of a beauty pageant already.
Steve Harvey should announce the winner of the presidential campaign BetterWaysToElectPOTUS
— Sergio (@Serg32_) February 4, 2016
As long as the monkey’s cool with it.
Lewis Black method:
1. randomly parachute monkey from plane
2. first person it touches is POTUS BetterWaysToElectPOTUS
— Pope Norm, KSC (@Pope_Norm) February 4, 2016
Someone’s definitely pitched this to Fox.
Lock them in a room and let them all fist fight. Last one standing wins. Make it pay per view for charity. BetterWaysToElectPOTUS
— Wee Mary. (@Winsome_Wench) February 4, 2016
— NickG (@sub150run) February 4, 2016
We’d broadcast itlive from a playground during recess, obvi.
BetterWaysToElectPOTUS have all candidates chew bubblegum. whoever blows the biggest bubble is commander in chief
— kayla. (@unicornfeminist) February 4, 2016
While we’re still on the playground…
BetterWaysToElectPOTUS Rock Paper Scissors
— Tony (@MADBLACKTWINK) February 3, 2016
An eagle’s decision is a final decision.
— Adam Khan (@Khanoisseur) February 3, 2016
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