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Ian Botham’s Twitter Account Just Posted One Of The Most Graphic Things You’ve Ever Seen From A Cricketer

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NSFW. Really, really NSFW. Can’t stress that enough. Possible ball-tampering scandal ahead. BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem(‘posted_date’, 1408350375); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { document.getElementById(“update_posted_time_3420735”).innerHTML = “posted on ” + UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(1408350375); });

1. This is what’s known as “just short of a good length”.

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Twitter: @BeefyBotham

Presumably the recipient is thinking: “It’s not even 9am on a Monday morning, .”

2. It did not go unnoticed.

Daniel Chirwa @CopycatDan

Wow, I think @BeefyBotham has been hacked. That or he's feeling particularly amorous after Englands win. Or he thought twitter was whatsapp

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ThatCricketBlog @ThatCricketBlog

Re: the Ian twitter dick pic -Surely you should only shave one side of your balls if you want to swing?

BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem(‘tweet_posted_date’, ‘Mon Aug 18 09:06:58 +0000 2014’); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem(‘utc_posted_date’, ‘Mon Aug 18 09:06:58 +0000 2014’); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (bfjs.isMobile() || !isIE8()) document.getElementById(“update_tweet_posted_time_3613658”).setAttribute(‘title’, ‘Time posted: ‘ + UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(‘Mon Aug 18 09:06:58 +0000 2014’, ‘UTC’) ); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { document.getElementById(“update_tweet_posted_time_3613658”).innerHTML = UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(‘Mon Aug 18 09:06:58 +0000 2014’, ‘tweet’); });

Greg James @gregjames

Wasn't quite ready for Ian Botham's stump cam this morning.

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Jonathan Agnew @Aggerscricket

Was going to have a full English with a couple of Lincolnshire sausages for breakfast. Just seen twitter and changed my mind…

BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem(‘tweet_posted_date’, ‘Mon Aug 18 09:30:37 +0000 2014’); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem(‘utc_posted_date’, ‘Mon Aug 18 09:30:37 +0000 2014’); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (bfjs.isMobile() || !isIE8()) document.getElementById(“update_tweet_posted_time_3613701”).setAttribute(‘title’, ‘Time posted: ‘ + UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(‘Mon Aug 18 09:30:37 +0000 2014’, ‘UTC’) ); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { document.getElementById(“update_tweet_posted_time_3613701”).innerHTML = UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(‘Mon Aug 18 09:30:37 +0000 2014’, ‘tweet’); });

SimonNRicketts @SimonNRicketts

I nominate Ian Botham for the ice bucket challenge.

BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem(‘tweet_posted_date’, ‘Mon Aug 18 09:56:46 +0000 2014’); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem(‘utc_posted_date’, ‘Mon Aug 18 09:56:46 +0000 2014’); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (bfjs.isMobile() || !isIE8()) document.getElementById(“update_tweet_posted_time_3613748”).setAttribute(‘title’, ‘Time posted: ‘ + UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(‘Mon Aug 18 09:56:46 +0000 2014’, ‘UTC’) ); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { document.getElementById(“update_tweet_posted_time_3613748”).innerHTML = UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(‘Mon Aug 18 09:56:46 +0000 2014’, ‘tweet’); });

Lee Daly @leedalyire

Ian Botham just showed everyone his Shredded Wheat.

BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem(‘tweet_posted_date’, ‘Mon Aug 18 08:06:00 +0000 2014’); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem(‘utc_posted_date’, ‘Mon Aug 18 08:06:00 +0000 2014’); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (bfjs.isMobile() || !isIE8()) document.getElementById(“update_tweet_posted_time_3613490”).setAttribute(‘title’, ‘Time posted: ‘ + UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(‘Mon Aug 18 08:06:00 +0000 2014’, ‘UTC’) ); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { document.getElementById(“update_tweet_posted_time_3613490”).innerHTML = UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(‘Mon Aug 18 08:06:00 +0000 2014’, ‘tweet’); });

8. Botham, for his part, says he was hacked.

Ian Botham @BeefyBotham

@BeefyBotham not very funny whoever did that…!!

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Ian Botham @BeefyBotham

@RobbieSavage8 yes mate just changed my password !!! There's some idiots out there !!

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10. The tweet has been deleted. The middle stump has gone.

Ian Botham's Twitter Account Just Posted One Of The Most Graphic Things You've Ever Seen From A Cricketer

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Update: Michael Vaughan just posted this with the caption “hacker has got me as well”.

In other news, Michael Vaughan is the funniest man ever to captain England. BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem(‘update_posted_date’, ‘2014-08-18 06:36:23 -0400’); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { document.getElementById(“update_article_update_time_3613915”).innerHTML = UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(‘2014-08-18 06:36:23 -0400’, ‘update’); });

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13. Here’s a quick reminder of the time Sir Ian put David Boon off.

Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/he-just-failed-to-get-his-leg-over-aggers

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