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#ObamaDebatePrep: Conservatives speculate about how Obama’s psyching himself up for tonight’s debate

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Tonight is the final presidential debate, and there&;s no doubt that Obama&8217;s got a lot riding on his performance. After he completely blew the first debate and whined his way through the second, he can&8217;t afford to miss anything tonight. So, what do he and his crackerjack team have in their arsenal for this go-round? Conservatives shared some ideas:

ObamaDebatePrep Counting how many times his administration blamed the video so he can attack Mitt when he gets it wrong

— MrBroes (@mrbroes) October 22, 2012

ObamaDebatePrep Conference call with MSNBC.

— Demetrius Minor (@dminor85) October 22, 2012

ObamaDebatePrep figuring out how to once again send a thrill up Chris Matthews&8217; leg.

— Whitney(@WhitneyHunt1129) October 22, 2012

ObamaDebatePrep Remind viewers of Nobel Peace Prize, &;cuz Romney doesn&8217;t have one. tcot

— Janesville Jedi (@JanesvilleJedi) October 22, 2012

ObamaDebatePrep figure a way to kill bin-laden again

— Brigid Ketner (@BrigidKetner) October 22, 2012

ObamaDebatePrep Look for opportunities to complain about not having enough time to answer the question, and still not answer the question.

— Candice (@CandiLissa) October 22, 2012

ObamaDebatePrep Making sure Schieffer has all the transcripts he needs in advance.

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) October 22, 2012

ObamaDebatePrep &; Stop reading polls and take an extra dose of Maalox

— I Am Bush&8217;s Fault (@cantrellr) October 22, 2012

Pretend you know where Libya is.ObamaDebatePrep

— Deb McKay (@McDebida) October 22, 2012

ObamaDebatePrep : Finalize those weekend BBQ plans with @bobshieffer . Remind Bob how much I love his moms coleslaw recipe.

— uberSmart (@FlyOverVoter) October 22, 2012

Asking UN to monitor the situation, ensure that that Scheiffer doesn&8217;t &;Cross the line&; ObamaDebatePrep

— Robert Laurie (@RobertLaurie) October 22, 2012

UN involvement? That&8217;s not so farfetched.

ObamaDebatePrep Practice filibuster by saying &8220;uh, uh, uh, now now, now, uhhh&8221; whenever Romney is about to make a point that will nail you

— D.M. Hawkins (@HawkinsUSA) October 22, 2012

ObamaDebatePrep Lie, Deny, REPEAT

— K. C. (@3940EagleDude) October 22, 2012

ObamaDebatePrep writing the names of the 4 bumps on the road on the back of his hand so he can remember their names&;.

— MicroMegas (@MicroMegas99) October 22, 2012

ObamaDebatePrep Memorize a list of people and agencies to blame. Hillary, CIA, State Department, and best of all George Bush

— Raging Maharaja (@911fnp) October 22, 2012

ObamaDebatePrep You know how he do&8230;Trapper Keepers fulla&8217; Rev. Wright sermon transcripts

— RJ Moeller (@rjmoeller) October 22, 2012

ObamaDebatePrepfinally finishing that waffle from 2008

— el SOOPer (@SooperMexican) October 22, 2012

ObamaDebatePrep– Checking rules to see if it&8217;s absolutely mandatory to show up.

— Greggers (@playbyplayman) October 22, 2012

&8220;Pah-kee-stohn &8230; Pah-kee-stohn &8230; Pah-kee-stohn &8230;&8221; ObamaDebatePrep

— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) October 22, 2012

ObamaDebatePrep Finding a way to segue from the Iranian nuclear threat to the threat to Big Bird @michellemalkin @twitchyteam

— Mike McNally (@notoserfdom) October 22, 2012

Thinking up stories to substitute for real answers.Obamadebateprep

— Meanest Squirrel (@meanestsquirrel) October 22, 2012

ObamaDebatePrep Make sure to look foward. tcot

— Janesville Jedi (@JanesvilleJedi) October 22, 2012

Heh.

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