These Incredibly Stupid News Stories Will Make You Despair For Humanity Even More

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Oh, humans. They’re such a difficult bunch, right? One day they’re creating amazing works of art and feats of science, and the next they’re blowing each other up. And if their actions aren’t on a large scale, well, don’t worry, the local #news has a way of getting even the dumbest things to you. Take […]


Vladimir Putin’s Ridiculous Birthday Present May Make You Vomit Inside

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For his birthday Russian President Vladimir #Putin has been gifted a whole exhibition comparing him to the Greek mythical hero Hercules. No joke — it&8217;s called &8220;The 12 Labors of Putin.&8221; The exhibit was held on Monday, and here is its organiser.  a young, bearded man named Mikhail Antonov, куратор выставки о подвигах Путина pic.twitter.com/uzoQT4pfgk — Feldman […]


Politibetch: The White House Refuses to Deport Bieber & Other News

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Happy Monday, betches. Here's the important political #news you've been waiting for: The White House responds to petition to deport Justin Bieber Well sort of. The White House’s official comment was that they had no comment. Such a fucking let down. Justin will continue to douche up the American music industry after all. Read article>> A […]


Cops Raid Amanda Bynes’ House

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After the nudie bathroom selfies Mandy posted last night and the one fan-tweet she chose to retweet (“manda manda manda manda manda showwwwwwwwww”) which we imagine is a transcript of her brain activity, Jonathan Jaxson, Kim Kardashian's ex-publicist, tweeted “I just spoke to @AmandaBynes and she is soooo messed up on drugs and please @NY_POLICE […]